Nagios themes.

[Paul L. Allen]

Steve Tripp writes: 

Well, Steve Tripp has written this same message at least twice.  Earlier
repeats had the same message-id (which could indicate the well-known SMTP
duplicate message race hazzard) but different "Original-Date" headers and
different references.  I gave him the benefit of the doubt.  This message
has a totally different message-id. 

> Does anyone know of any themes for Nagios?  I have tried Nagios-Nuvola
> and like it, but am just curious if anyone knows of any others.

What you're looking for is the "I am a complete moron who has no idea how
mailing lists work and will keep posting my request every few hours if I
don't get an immediate answer because I am a complete fucking dickhead"
theme.  Since you're one of only half a dozen people I've seen on this
mailing list in the past year who require a theme of this nature and none
of you are even remotely capable of coming up with such a theme even if
you were given detailed instructions on how to do it then you're shit out
of luck. 

Hint: if nobody answers your question WITHIN TWO OR THREE DAYS it's because
either nobody knows the answer of because YOU'RE A COMPLETE DICKHEAD.
Either way, don't expect an answer other than "rm -Rf /". 

-- 
Paul Allen
Softflare Support 




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